Postman Matt

My postman is terrible

apparently he is postman pats brother.

he is very rude

Insert Title here, A Great Book

just read a fantastic book called insert title here.

very funny

the writer is very talented.

Jonny Mountain

We had a hen party in the restaurant tonight.

they booked a male stripper called Jonny Mountain.

It's strange tho.

I thought male strippers were meant to be well endowed.

weird.

Out of Date crisps

I was sold out of date crisps by a sandwich shop!

That is bang out of order.

this certainly would not happen in my restaurant

Tapas Towers is serious competition

A new tapas restaurant has opened up near by, and they are taking a lot of our business. I am hoping it is just a fad an people will get sick of it in time.

Vinnie said he is going to take care of them.

I'm not sure what he meant.

Horrible Hairdressers

Just had a visit from a group of hairdressers, they were horrible

Quite possibly the worst people I have ever had the misfortune to encounter.

They didn't even pay the whole bill, claiming they didn't get good service. That's after I gave them all a free shot and they raised there glass's to me to say thanks.

Well than you very much.