Thursday, 27 May 2010

Postman Matt

My postman is terrible
apparently he is postman pats brother.
he is very rude

Saturday, 22 May 2010

Insert Title here, A Great Book

just read a fantastic book called insert title here.
very funny
the writer is very talented.

Saturday, 15 May 2010

Jonny Mountain

We had a hen party in the restaurant tonight.
they booked a male stripper called Jonny Mountain.
It's strange tho.
I thought male strippers were meant to be well endowed.


Monday, 10 May 2010

Out of Date crisps

I was sold out of date crisps by a sandwich shop!
That is bang out of order.
this certainly would not happen in my restaurant

Saturday, 8 May 2010

Tapas Towers is serious competition

A new tapas restaurant has opened up near by, and they are taking a lot of our business. I am hoping it is just a fad an people will get sick of it in time.
Vinnie said he is going to take care of them.
I'm not sure what he meant.

Friday, 7 May 2010

Horrible Hairdressers

Just had a visit from a group of hairdressers, they were horrible
Quite possibly the worst people I have ever had the misfortune to encounter.
They didn't even pay the whole bill, claiming they didn't get good service. That's after I gave them all a free shot and they raised there glass's to me to say thanks.
Well than you very much.