Tuesday, 8 June 2010

I like to boogie!

no refurb

Sadly it looks like Vinnie has changed his mind and we will have no refurb, i am still going to pester him until I get new chairs.
A lady sat down and broke one the other day.
Steve said it was because she was so fat.

a refurb?

Vinnie is talking about getting new wall paper in the restaurant, and hopefully some new chairs. I am very excited about this.
this is the most exciting thing to happen to the restaurant since Bill Oddie came in for dinner.

Thursday, 27 May 2010

Postman Matt

My postman is terrible
apparently he is postman pats brother.
he is very rude

Saturday, 22 May 2010

Insert Title here, A Great Book

just read a fantastic book called insert title here.
very funny
the writer is very talented.

Saturday, 15 May 2010

Jonny Mountain

We had a hen party in the restaurant tonight.
they booked a male stripper called Jonny Mountain.
It's strange tho.
I thought male strippers were meant to be well endowed.


Monday, 10 May 2010

Out of Date crisps

I was sold out of date crisps by a sandwich shop!
That is bang out of order.
this certainly would not happen in my restaurant

Saturday, 8 May 2010

Tapas Towers is serious competition

A new tapas restaurant has opened up near by, and they are taking a lot of our business. I am hoping it is just a fad an people will get sick of it in time.
Vinnie said he is going to take care of them.
I'm not sure what he meant.

Friday, 7 May 2010

Horrible Hairdressers

Just had a visit from a group of hairdressers, they were horrible
Quite possibly the worst people I have ever had the misfortune to encounter.
They didn't even pay the whole bill, claiming they didn't get good service. That's after I gave them all a free shot and they raised there glass's to me to say thanks.
Well than you very much.

Sunday, 25 April 2010

extreme hide and seek

Ian was playing extreme hide and seek and nearly lost his eye.
silly boy

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

Vinnie is missing

I haven't seen or heard form our owner, Vinnie for over a week now.
Steve said he saw him in "the fantasy bar" last night but that doesn't sound right.
Vinnie is married, why would he be in a strip bar?

Seems odd to me.
I am deeply concerned.

the tale of the fish and chips

There was a horrible woman in the restaurant today who demanded fish and chips! She saw this on an old menu that was online and she demanded it!
I didn't know what to do.
I sent Steve into the kitchen to ask the chef since Henry isn't talking to me over a mix up with a table of vegans!
henry managed to whip up haddock and french fries in 15 minutes
still not sure how but the customer left happy.

hello there

My name is Christopher Kennedy and apart from being fictional, my life is tremendous fun!
I am the Manager of The Playhouse restaurant! It's lovely!
That's all!

Saturday, 10 April 2010

Upperkrust is awesome

Upperkrust is the best sandwich shop in Aberdeen
it is truly brilliant. And I think most of the ladies in that shop clearly fancy me