Tuesday, 8 June 2010

I like to boogie!

no refurb

Sadly it looks like Vinnie has changed his mind and we will have no refurb, i am still going to pester him until I get new chairs.
A lady sat down and broke one the other day.
Steve said it was because she was so fat.

a refurb?

Vinnie is talking about getting new wall paper in the restaurant, and hopefully some new chairs. I am very excited about this.
this is the most exciting thing to happen to the restaurant since Bill Oddie came in for dinner.

Thursday, 27 May 2010

Postman Matt

My postman is terrible
apparently he is postman pats brother.
he is very rude

Saturday, 22 May 2010

Insert Title here, A Great Book

just read a fantastic book called insert title here.
very funny
the writer is very talented.

Saturday, 15 May 2010

Jonny Mountain

We had a hen party in the restaurant tonight.
they booked a male stripper called Jonny Mountain.
It's strange tho.
I thought male strippers were meant to be well endowed.


Monday, 10 May 2010

Out of Date crisps

I was sold out of date crisps by a sandwich shop!
That is bang out of order.
this certainly would not happen in my restaurant