extreme hide and seek

Ian was playing extreme hide and seek and nearly lost his eye.

silly boy

Vinnie is missing

I haven't seen or heard form our owner, Vinnie for over a week now.

Steve said he saw him in "the fantasy bar" last night but that doesn't sound right.

Vinnie is married, why would he be in a strip bar?

Seems odd to me.

I am deeply concerned.

the tale of the fish and chips

There was a horrible woman in the restaurant today who demanded fish and chips! She saw this on an old menu that was online and she demanded it!

I didn't know what to do.

I sent Steve into the kitchen to ask the chef since Henry isn't talking to me over a mix up with a table of vegans!

henry managed to whip up haddock and french fries in 15 minutes

still not sure how but the customer left happy.

hello there

Hi
My name is Christopher Kennedy and apart from being fictional, my life is tremendous fun!
I am the Manager of The Playhouse restaurant! It's lovely!
That's all!

Upperkrust is awesome

Upperkrust is the best sandwich shop in Aberdeen

it is truly brilliant. And I think most of the ladies in that shop clearly fancy me